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Joke of the Day

"*gets up off bed* *puts pants back on* Oh...so you...you wanted ACTUAL tacos then?"

"Saw my mate wanking today oops that was meant to say 'Wayne King', damn auto correct."

"Needs a Facebook button that says What you just posted makes me want to punch you in the face. Put it beside the Like button. Just a suggestion."

"SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die."

"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He sipped his coffee before it was cool."

"What makes a freezer and a gay man different? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out."

"Cinderella was arrested for sexual assault... She was found sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming, ""Lie you bastard"""

"How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM"

"What is it called when a lumberjack masturbates? Logging off."

"What has no legs but stands firm?? My dick"