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Joke of the Day

"How many Arabs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1.. 2.. 3.. BOOM"

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because Pop'eyes couldn't use the same buildings as the former KFCs."

"Wearing a seashell necklace is a great way to let everyone know how cool you were in 1996."

"What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night? No wonder you called the company Microsoft"

"I used to think maths was useless but then one day I realised that decimals had a point"

"If you have a tattoo on your head, you've lost the right to ask me what I'm looking at."

"A vegan, an atheist, and a Crossfitter walk into a bar.... The only reason I knew is that they wouldn't shut the fuck up about it."

"[bill gates house] Bill: What's on at the cinema? Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see."

"Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course I've had this cold in my head for two days !"

"Why do pedophiles have social anxiety? Because they have a hard time fitting in"