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Joke of the Day

"SCIENCE FACT: if you took all of the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die."

"There was a young couple having sex in the pool. I walked up to the lifeguard and said, ""Aren't you going to do anything?"" He said, ""I might have a wank if you leave me alone."""

"Was Hitler really such a bad guy? After all, he did kill Hitler."

"How do blondes carpool? They meet up a work"

"I'm in business running a celebrity lookalikes agency... ...I'm trying to acquire some more Chers."

"Did you hear what ubisoft rated assassins creed black flag? They rated it ARrrrrrrr 16."

"Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business? He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6."

"Q: What do you call it when a cat stops? - A: A paws!"

"Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad.."

"The fact that they call it the Food Pyramid and not Food Triangle implies it has at least two other sides. So maybe this much taffy is OK"