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Joke of the Day
"Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !"
Next Joke
"SON: what ya reading? DAD: a huge book on podiatry SON: how long is it? DAD: it's about a foot"
"Bound by notifications, we are the Fellowship of the Ding."
"As I've gotten older, I've realized the world can be seen through a million perspectives. Mine and 999,999 wrong ones."
"You have to kiss a lot of short, black, flamboyant musicians before you can find your Prince."
"why is peter pan always in the air? Because he neverlands"
"How do you join a Vampire Fan Club? Send your name address and blood group."
"J. J. Abrams wanted to make Luke's lightsaber red but it wasn't greenlighted."
"What do you call a scary pterodactyl A terroradactyl"
"Australians have the strongers forearms... since due to their geographical location they have to walk on their hands."