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Joke of the Day
"Why were the hens lying on their backs with their legs in the air ? Because eggs were going up !"
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"My DNA is all over this room. So nobody go doing anything all life-sentency in here, ok?"
"My Parents asked me what i wanted for christmas... I said i want something to wear and something to play with. So they got me a pair of pants with the pockets cut out."
"Do you guys know the story about the broken pencil? Nevermind, it has no point."
"Hey guys, remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad? Good times."
"I hate people who... I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !"
"I'm sorry, you can't check your disobedient child on this flight. Guess you'll have to carry on your wayward son"
"The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant."
"Only one person cried when Chuck Norris was born and that was the doctor.... no one slaps Chuck Norris"