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Joke of the Day

"My Parents asked me what i wanted for christmas... I said i want something to wear and something to play with. So they got me a pair of pants with the pockets cut out."

"I was once called a racist for saying black paint Apparently the correct term is ""Tyrone, please paint the fence."""

"How do you know if someone is using recursion?"

"What do you get if you take the red circle off a Japanese flag? The French flag."

"Sex with me is like bowling. Lots of drinking and cursing. Sticking your fingers in weird holes. You have to rent shoes."

"A Scotsman and an Irish man walk into a bar And the Scotsman shouts ""All the drinks are on me!"" The next morning the headlines read *""Irish Ventriloquist Found Dead Behind Bar""*"

"Have Egyptians tried unplugging and plugging Egypt?"

"Sometimes it is best not to talk unless you can improve on the silence."

"These Brock Turner jokes are really distasteful. Maybe they'd be okay if I was blackout drunk."

"How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos? Deflated"