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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !"
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"To all the waiters out there: we don't get impressed when you try to memorize our orders, we just get nervous."
"First person ever: I HAVE SEVERAL HOLES IN MY FACE WHAT IS HAPPENING"
"All the problems fade before a hangover"
"There's a new biographic movie about Tolstoi TolStory coming soon to theaters near you"
"I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."
"What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch? Paddy O' furniture"
"Having friends is like having a Porsche... I'd really like to have a Porsche."
"How do you start an Ethiopian rave? You tape bread to the ceiling."
"If I were a superhero, I'd be Pizza Man. My one-liners would be cheesy, and I'd save you in 30 min or less, or your next criminal is free."