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Joke of the Day

"A chemist is surprised by a pan of old-fashioned magnesium photo flash powder going off in front of his face. ""MgO!"" He shouts, temporarily blinded."

"Q. What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common? A. They both look out their caves and see rubble."

"What do you call a below average sized dog? A sub woofer Yeah, I know I'm barking up the wrong sub reddit."

"Whats the most insensitive spot on a man's penis? The man I really need a counter joke for that one"

"Hi, you've reached my voicemail. Why are you doing this?"

"Why doesn't Japan have elections? I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates."

"How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year? They planet!"

"How do you know if the wool in your socks came from New Zealand? They've already got cum stains before you open the package."

"What was the name of the gay porno staring Macaulay Culkin where he became a prostitute in an attempt to pay his mortgage? Homo-loan"

"Tiger Woods: He puts the semen in product endorsements. And women. I mean he used to. Crap, can I start over? I've almost got this."