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Joke of the Day

"What was the name of the gay porno staring Macaulay Culkin where he became a prostitute in an attempt to pay his mortgage? Homo-loan"

"What's the similarity between Michael Jackson and a raped Middle Eastern woman? They got stoned to death."

"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam!"

"What's 12"" long, rock hard in the morning, and makes a woman cry? A dead baby."

"What do you call a bunch of male pornstars on a flight together? Snakes on a plane."

"Bestiality People who take part in bestiality are fucking animals!"

"Why isn't a dime worth as much today as it used to be? Because the dimes (times) have changed."

"Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree."

"Start a mathematical hip-hop duo called ""E"" Because E equals MC^2"

"What did the pedophile write on his Tinder profile? Netflix and Chilldren"