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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Japan have elections? I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates."
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"What's Michelle Obama's favorite vegetable? Barackoli"
"Why are math students so skinny? Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)"
"Do not email me when my bill is ready, email me when someone has paid it, thank u."
"Listening to coworkers try and explain Fight Club to another coworker and all I could think was ""we really shouldn't be talking about this""."
"What is the origin of black jewish people? The oven."
"I just put a bottle antifreeze in the freezer. Place your bets now."
"How is cribbage like anal sex? In both, scoring involves pegging."
"What's the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen Talking."
"MATH JOKE: The ladies call me an integral ...because I fill the area under their curves"