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Joke of the Day

"What did the pirate say when he turned 80? AYE MATEY!"

"If you workout and don't post a status about it on Facebook, do you still lose weight?"

"I'm no architect, but I don't think it's possible to build a city on rock and roll."

"Which joke is better? How many tickles does it take to tickle an *inbred* octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles."

"My buddy was dating twins... I asked him how he could tell them apart, and he replied, ""That's easy. Barbara has really big tits and Bob has a mustache."""

"Did you hear about the chickpeas who took a tumble? It was falafel."

"Why do they call P.M.S , P.M.S ? Because Mad Cow disease was already taken."

"So I went to a feminist picnic the other day. It was great, but no one would make me a sandwich."

"Eminem needs to release an aftershave and shower gel gift set for Christmas Eminessence and Marshal Lathers."

"My father owned a body removal business He lifted a lot of dead weight"