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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a rhinoceros mixed with george washington? hell if i know."
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"What was Hitler's favorite color to use when painting? Aryan white."
"What's the key to long lasting Relationships? Not breaking up"
"There is a nudist convention on in town next week. I might go if I have nothing on."
"What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone? A slanted-iPhone"
"What do you call a Trump wall that's politically corrupt? A gate."
"mom: Why are your eyes red? Are you high!? [flashback to me cry-singing Taylor Swift's ""Love Story"" in the car on the way over] me: Yes"
"How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle? By tying a knot on its tail."
"[staff meeting] ""Ya so heads up, someone grabbed my lunch from the fridge, and there's a 420% chance you shouldn't eat the brownie inside"""
"What did the talking cow say to the dog giving birth in front of the feed trough? Moo, bitch. Get out the way."