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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a rhinoceros mixed with george washington? hell if i know."
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"An Asian, a black guy and a Jew walk into a bar.. bartender says, ""Get the fuck out of here"""
"What does the boy from Manila spread on his toast? Filipeanut Butter."
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"If you're driving a getaway car just remember the best way to lose the cops is to ship them via the post office"
"What do you call jerking off two dicks with your elbows? The chicken dance."
"The NBA should really draft some thirsty ratchet bitches. They're hella quick on the rebound!"
"I woke my wife one night and said ""The force is awakening."" She replied, ""Not tonight Hand Solo."""
"So, wanna hear a miscarriage joke? Never mind, I lost it..."
"What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed? He got baked."