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Joke of the Day

"Religion: because reading one book is a lot easier than a whole bunch of hard ones."

"I'm trying to switch from ""okay"" to ""OK"" but I can't figure out what to do with all this extra time on my hands"

"FDFP-What is a fish's favorite sex position? BASS TO MOUTH Made this one up, not really sure if it would work though. Ass to mouth isn't a sex position per se."

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."

"What do you call it when my girlfriend kills 250 million unborn children A Swallocaust. I'm not proud of myself."

"What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach? Vladimir Poopin"

"What's faster hot or cold? Hot! Because anyone can catch a cold! buh duh tsst"

"ME: Where are the posters? WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! [In other room] *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*"

"I don't like Nazi jokes... ...they're far beyond Mein Kampfort zone."

"That you don't tell the answer before you ask the question. What is the most important thing to remember when telling a joke?"