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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? You can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and asks for a beer and a mop."

"This old lady in the grocery store was just giving me the weirdest looks and the worst piggy back ride of my life"

"What do you call an Anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese! -From *Cedar Rapids* the movie"

"What did the millionaire's friend say when a person made fun of his watch just rolex man"

"Someone stoly my Microsoft Office And they're gonna pay. You have my Word."

"What Time Is It? Its time for lunch."

"Having kids is a little like when the free sample lady tries to tell you all about the cheese & you pretend to be interested while you eat."

"Married foreplay is just five minutes of confusion about whether your spouse is using a suggestive euphemism or asking you to do a chore."

"Why does Yasuo never get locked out? Because he always ""hasaki!"""