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Joke of the Day

"What do call the President of Russia with an upset stomach? Vladimir Poopin"

"Describe your sex life with a video-game title. Uncharted."

"Why do black people like the rain? For drizzle."

"Me: When I have a rough day, you're there. When I need to cry, you're there. Nobody helps me gain 10 pounds the way you do. Cheesecake:"

"Have you heard the joke about Murphy's Law? It goes like... no wait... ah, damn it."

"Guys, I'm quitting Halloween. I'm on the pumpkin patch!"

"Why aren't ""Blonde jokes"" funny? Cause they're stupid."

"What's the difference between an old Greyhound terminal and a lobster with double D breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."

"How Much Food did Soviet Ukraine Need in the Early 1930s? A whole-lot-more"

"Case against Congress A guy walks into his agent's office and says, ""Got a great movie idea. Guy hates Congress wants to bring them down."" Agent looks up and says, ""We'll never get the backing!"""