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Joke of the Day

"That you don't tell the answer before you ask the question. What is the most important thing to remember when telling a joke?"

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"Why is it so easy to trust a hypochondriac? Because none of their plans are ill-conceived."
"Hey Seattle do you want to win a Superbowl???? "" No thanks we'll pass!! """
"Horrible joke I made up as a kid Why are frogs on the endangered species list? Because they croak a lot!"
"Saw a teen couple buying condoms in the pharmacy so I let my grandbaby run around their feet & whispered 'that's the brand my daughter used'"
"TIL that the average mans penis is still larger than the recent study of average global penis size."
"""What's your name?"" ""I am Daenerys Targaryen, Mother of Dragons, Khaleesi to Drogo's riders-"" *Starbucks barista quits on the spot*"
"A baby seal walks into a club. please dont hate me"
"I asked my husband for the newspaper. ""Don't be silly,"" he said. ""Use my iPad."" That spider never knew what hit it."
"Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No he just grazed them!"