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Joke of the Day

"That you don't tell the answer before you ask the question. What is the most important thing to remember when telling a joke?"

"What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation? Hey that's my toque!!"

"I was going to get a sex change. But I couldn't quite pull it off."

"April showers bring May flowers, but do you know what May flowers brings? Pilgrims."

"This is probably the best idea I've had yet! -me, right before I do something stupid"

"I'd like to tell a Whitney Houston joke... ... but then I realized that It's Not right, But It's Okay"

"My ex GF turned out to be anorexic. Gradually I just saw less and less of her."

"My dad worked on the roadwork's for twenty years before he got fired for stealing! At first I didn't believe it... but when I got home all the signs were there"

"Why don't Buddhists have Instagram? They don't believe in the concept of a selfie."

"I finally understood the end of the 6th Sense All those names at the end were people who worked on the movie."