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Joke of the Day
"What do feminists do in Halloween? They go Triggertreating."
Next Joke
"I often break into song The keys are so well hidden"
"*sits gf down* i am about to ask you a big question. if you dont know the answer then thats ok... *clears throat* where is the space jam dvd"
"When is my wife's favorite day to make love? Tomorrow"
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hey wanna go ride bikes?"
"If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures."
"What do you call a stallion that's had its balls chopped off? A eunuch-orn"
"Sex is hereditary... ... if your parents never had it you won't either."
"What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !"
"I have a big butt and I can not lie."