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Joke of the Day

"If you believe the home alarm commercials, the first thing burglars do when they break into your home is smash your family pictures."

"Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States? So there won't be a World War III."

"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin off"

"I was asked if I preferred legs or breasts... I said a shaved vagina is better, But apparently that wasn't really appropriate in KFC."

"Joke 35 HISTORY LESSON: The Greeks invented sex..."

"What's the difference between cab drivers and F1 drivers? F1 driver doesn't think he's a cab driver"

"Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies? One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it"

"Boss: Is that beer? You're not supposed to drink at work! Me: You're not supposed to cheat on your wife. Boss: You're doing a great job."

"I have a friend named Jay. We call him J for short."

"I like my women how I like my cars... Stuck in my garage once I'm done with them."