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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !"
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"Did you hear why Clippy stopped posting on reddit? He got .docxed."
"My version of cyber-bullying is running around inside a Starbucks slamming people's laptops shut."
"Plumber: you have hard water. Me: you mean like ice?"
"What's the best way to make a bull sweat ? Put him in a tight jumper !"
"How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb? both of them"
"I just heard a dried up grape won the lottery, got a supermodel girlfriend and won a brand new car. I guess everything happens for a raisin."
"Teacher: What is the formula for water? Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O."
"I just got a great deal on a Ray Rice jersey The price couldn't be beat"
"What do Africans eat for breakfast? Ebola cereal"