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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a whore and a leprechaun. A little green fucker about two feet tall. (Best told orally so can hold hands two feet apart.)"

"What is the difference between a dead hooker and a brick? I don't have a brick floating in my pool."

"What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house? The roof."

"He held up my pants and said ""Are you sure these are yours? They look small. You can fit in these??"" Judge: Not guilty. You're free to go."

"Why does Japan have a high life expectancy? It is full of anti - occidents"

"What's worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm.... Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal"

"I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands... Clunk. These are heavy."

"Click for Joke! You're good looking."

"""Mom guess what I'm getting married!!!"" Is he rich? ""I think so. His name is Charles Mansion"""

"What is the dumbest animal in the jungle ? The Polar Bear."