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Joke of the Day
"What's Bill Cosby's favorite part of the house? The roof."
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"What did the pirate say to the prostitute? Thar she blows!"
"I miss the 1980s when cell phones were big enough to cover your face if you saw someone you knew walking toward you."
"Dot [limerick] There once was a woman named Dot, who lived off of pig-shit and snot. When she ran out of these, she ate the green cheese, that grew on the sides of her twat."
"What kind of car does a viking drive? A fjord"
"Never lie! Said Mommy to little Timmy and handed him over to Santa."
"Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !"
"What do you call an Indian man standing on one leg? Balan Singh"
"A woman is like a pool... You spend lots of money getting one, but you don't spend much time inside one ."
"What do calenders eat? Nothing. Calenders are inanimate objects that are used to keep track of the date and important events."