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Joke of the Day
"I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands... Clunk. These are heavy."
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"What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends? Their Chromies"
"Breaking News... The inventor of the Anagram has died...may he ""erect a penis""...."
"What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino? 'Ell if i know."
"Back in the day I was attracted to this chick but never had enough guts to ask her out but after witnessing first hand the drama she creates on Facebook I am glad I dodged that bullet."
"I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my life creating wacky sci-fi inventions... The time machine alone set me back 15 years."
"Make it hurt nsfw A woman told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt so I fucked her twice and punched her in the face."
"Donald Trump sure likes making fun of boxing. What with all the lightweight insults"
"I lost my new underwear... ...I only wore them briefly."
"Why can't astronauts eat popsicles? In space, no one can hear the ice cream truck."