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Joke of the Day

"What's worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm.... Getting a bus from the plane to the terminal"

"I once helped an elderly Japanese man cross the street. Afterwards he said, ""Sank you."" So I punched him in the face. He didn't have to bring up Pearl Harbor like that."

"Marriage is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit."

"Racist jokes my dad told me Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza A pizza can feed a family"

"I'm reading Lord of the rings, Galndalf just died... My wife asked me if Snape killed him."

"All my life I've wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it."

"I'm thinking of becoming a gynecologist....i hear there's plenty of openings."

"Other than Superman and the homeless has anyone used a phone booth in the last 10 years?"

"What did the leper say to the prostitute after their session? ""Keep the tip."""

"I'm on a seafood diet... Anything I see, I eat"