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Joke of the Day

"I'm having an increasing fear of New Year songs. Must be Ole Langxiety."

"There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office... I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit"

"Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car? She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe"

"Why are Jewish people so smart? Because they have spent so much time concentrating."

"Actually Frankenstein was the name of the scientist. I, the person correcting you on this trivial point, am the monster."

"I'm not sure about my stand on the abortion issue.... On one side, I love to kill babies but on the other side, I hate to give women a choice."

"How can you spot a blind man in a nudist colony? C'mon, it's not hard..."

"For Sale: Parachute Never opened, slightly stained."

"Why do riot police get to work early? To beat the crowd"

"I don't see why people say, ""God, send me a sign"". Why not ask the Head of Amazon's shipping department?"