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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde give up on trying to blow up a car? She burnt her lips on the exhaust pipe"

"My dog stared at me for 10 minutes. Then, like magic, I knew he had to poop. And now, I have my own psychic show on A&E.;"

"I wish cats came with a counter that told you what life they were on. Number 8 kitty? Maybe you need to work on that attitude."

"Pick up line for fat chicks ""Hey girl, put down that cupcake, you're already too sweet."""

"What do you call a three legged cow? Lean Beef. What do you call a two legged cow? Your mom."

"What do my wife and a chest freezer have in common? The exterior is hot, but its cold as ice inside."

"Did you hear about the new Strip Club made for Eskimos? They call it a Brrrlesque."

"What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet? Shoe."

"Try saying ""I like cops"" without your lips touching"

"Hey dad I'm tired! There's a nap for that. :)"