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Joke of the Day

"There has been a multiple thefts of rubber bands in our office... I guess you can say we have a Rubber Bandit"

"What do you call the first Irish woman ever created? A McRib"

"What do you call a pregnant cow, just after giving birth DeCALFeinated"

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"

"Back in WW2 I used to be a seaman... Now I just put it all over my wife's ass."

"I dont want to make a joke but I really want to hear the most cancerous joke you know. If I get 100 of them I will show them all to my friend who hates cancerous jokes."

"What do you call a redhead who identifies as the opposite sex? Transginger."

"Tried this new Playlist in the car, on the treadmill, at my desk, but it seems the best place for me to listen to old Greenday is 1992."

"The bills are washed, the dishes are paid, the laundry's in the oven. I'm going to bed."

"A redhead girl, an Asian girl and a blonde girl are in 9th grade. Which one is the sexiest? The Asian of course, she's 10 years old."