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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Bhuddapest"
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"I like my coffee like I like my women.. Without a penis"
"Weird how people say that gay marriage will lead to people marrying dogs, but the 2nd amendment is never gonna give dogs guns."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, who can swim the English Channel? Clever Dick."
"I can cut down a tree just by looking at it. ... .... It's true! I saw it with my own eyes."
"People used to dress as monsters for Halloween. Now they dress as characters from shows you don't watch."
"Forgot to turn on the grill, burgers been on there for half an hour, I know cause the tv show I like's over & nothing's on fire."
"Donald has special needs. His small hands fit perfectly around our new shovel model. '8:D' Only today. Only here."
"Gotta get me one of those iPhone-credit-card holders so I can lose everything at once and be totally completely fucked forever."
"LAWYER: where were you Oct 13th? ME: alibi school LAWYER: can u prove this? ME: wait, the 13th? LAWYER: ya ME: k no I was murdering that day"