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Joke of the Day
"Where do you find an enlightened mosquito? In Bhuddapest"
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"I'm training my cats to use the bathroom like people. It really works! [cut to bathroom: two cats do cocaine off the toilet tank]"
"What celestial body do you give your sweetie on valentines day? An exoplanet."
"Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colour? It had a reptile dysfunction."
"what does an italian eat when he's mad at his boss ? kielbasa (said with an italian accent)"
"What do feminists and zookeepers have in common? Nothing. Feminists have nothing in common with anyone."
"How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!"
"Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift's relationship is over after just three months because he wanted it to be more public... I guess she wanted it to be more Loki."
"Imagine me naked. Wrong. Fatter."
"[pet shop] ME: I'm looking for a dog that can talk OWNER: Try this one ME: [to dog] Can you talk? DOG: No ME: My search continues"