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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!"
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"Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but I hear the reception was excellent."
"Did you hear about the Navy hangar that doubles as a church? It's a house of warship"
"The platypus is what happens when you take a perfectly good concept and send it to network executives for notes."
"Words: For when an emoticon just isn't enough."
"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tchhhh."
"Two Pretzels walk into a bar... One was a salted."
"Last night I tried to go out for an Italian Meal, but there was a huge, fat woman standing in the doorway. I couldn't get pasta."
"Transgender people are the key, to finally finding out... ... Which is worse, manflu or childbirth?"
"[police lineup] Cop: Do you see the guy who ate your plants? Me: Nope Cop: *waving leaf* Wildebeest step forward? WB: *drooling* Goddamnit"