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Joke of the Day

"Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!"

"If your phone gets wet, try placing it in a bag of rice... ... at night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you."

"**SEX.** SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX. Now that you have my attention, go do the dishes for me."

"A redneck looks at a Mexican right in the eye and says, ""how does it feel to marry my ex wife and have my sloppy seconds?"" ""not bad,"" replies Juan,""after 2.5 inches deep she felt brand new"""

"DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A HUNTER & A STALKER What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker? ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!"

"What did the buffalo say when his kid left for college? Bison"

"If George Washington Carver became a teacher, what would his nickname be? The Nutty Professor"

"Why is Jesus so rich? Because Jesus saves."

"This coworker is in a really good mood this morning, so I hacked his Facebook account and wrote ""sexy"" on all of his wife's friends' pics."

"My boss noticed I shaved before coming in to the office today then he told me if i wanted to keep my job I would have to start keeping my pants on"