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Joke of the Day

"Why did the duck go to the basketball game? He heard the ref was blowing fouls!"

"How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree."

"God lets you know where you stand with him by how tangled your headphones get."

"So I was reaching for the Viagra... But I picked up the tipp-ex by mistake. I woke up with a massive correction."

"What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead"

"Don't bite the hand that feeds you. There's barely any meat on it. Go for the thighs."

"Where do turkeys go to have a good time? The Turkey Club"

"How many eggs can you eat while fasting? Just one, because after eating it you won't be fasting anymore"

"What is a homeless man's favorite type of music? House music"

"What do you call a gay man's paradise? A fruitopia."