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Joke of the Day

"New documentary about the female menstrual cycle. Available exclusively at Redbox."

"Why'd the air resistance committed suicide? Because he's always being neglected"

"How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap."

"What does a Texan do if he breaks up with his girl friend? He dates his other sister."

"How does ISIS turn on their water heater? They light the pilot on fire."

"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-Ton? Lukewarm."

"Once a guy at the grocery store yelled at me to stop talking on a banana like a phone so I hung up and shot him with it."

"How do you know if hippies have been in your house? They are still there."

"You know I was thinking about not getting fat, But I really had a lot on my plate at the time.."

"At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?"