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Joke of the Day

"Once a guy at the grocery store yelled at me to stop talking on a banana like a phone so I hung up and shot him with it."

"No, not bisexual, I said beesexual. I fuck bees."

"It's always cool to swallow your pride unless you're a lion. Lol"

"I was going to tell a joke about sodium... But then I said ""Na, I'll do it later."""

"What's the most American food? Popcorn, because you have to blow it up before you eat it."

"Why doesn't Superman watch Game of thrones? Because he has a LED-TV."

"What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets."

"What do you call a Polish aardvark? A Polaark!"

"Just bit into a Pop Tart so hot that it caused me to involuntarily perform the falsetto ""ah-ha-ha-ha-"" intro to Stayin' Alive"

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A nigga, you occupationalist!"