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"At our local restaurant you can eat dirt cheap - but who wants to eat dirt?"
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"[NSFW] A Jelly Baby goes to the Doctor... Jelly Baby: ""Doctor, Doctor, my penis has gone black."" Doctor: ""What have you been doing?!"" Jelly Baby: ""I don't know... Fucking allsorts!"""
"Why were the Soviets able to beat the Western Allies to Berlin? Because they were Russian!"
"Your mother and I want you to know that we love you very much, so that's why we're getting a divorce and marrying you instead."
"California Q: How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Hella."
"My professor asked me to define narcissism I said ""It's the belief you are as perfect and infallible as I am."""
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop...? Dr Dre"
"What happens when you take the tea away from your guest? He's left there trying to ""guess"" what happened."
"How do you write a song that appeals to the gay audience? Just sit on a D! Edit: I tried this out on several of my gay friends n they loved it"
"What do you call it when a prostitute makes paper birds? Whore-igami"