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Joke of the Day

"Please come see my theatrical dramatization of the history of puns. It's a play on words."

"I think self checkout was invented by a guy who had to buy tampons."

"What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac? I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty."

"I dont think I can be gay I just dont have it in me."

"Do You Like Wendy's? Well you're not gonna like it Wendy's nuts are bouncing off your chin."

"How quick she mentions her husband/fiance/boyfriend is directly related to how creeped out she is by you."

"Joke request Tell me your best joke that includes ""July"" ""fourth"" and ""fire"" Let's see what you've got, Reddit!"

"Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would if your tail was on fire."

"Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly."

"Did you hear the joke about Ebola? ...well you're probably not going to get it."