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Joke of the Day
"Why are sinks depressed? People look down on them."
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"Son! You have been adopted -Really! -Yes. Now gather your shit and get out. Your new parents are here to pick you up."
"Just found out men don't need prostate exams till at least 40. I think my doctor has a lot of explaining to do."
"A lier, crook, and murderer walks into a bar.... The bartender asks, ""What'll it be, Mrs. Clinton?"""
"How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb? One but the lightbulb has to want to change."
"The Buddhist Mafia is called Karma."
"reckon the clouds look down and say, ''look! that one is shaped like an idiot?''"
"I assume anyone sitting alone in a car in the dark corner of a grocery store parking lot is waiting to meet a hitman who is running late."
"Have you heard about corduroy pillowcases? They're making head lines!"
"You know what most people hate about ambiguity? Stuff."