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Joke of the Day

"Well, America actually did it It Trumped Brexit."

"Ever hear that one about a jackhammer? It's groundbreaking."

"A little boy wrote a letter to Santa stating he wanted a little sister The next day he got a letter from santa saying: Ok send me your mother"

"Apparently they're removing the essay section from the SAT Now it's just going to be called the T."

"What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor? You stop laughing and shoot him again."

"Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)."

"My then 7 yo son came up with this one. Warning: NSFL (I think. This is /r/Jokes, so...) Knock knock *Who's there?* Ala *Ala who?* Ala oo akbar!!! Bkhkhkhhhhhhhh!!! (explosion sound) :P"

"If there are degrees of asshole, I'm the pressing the crosswalk button even after watching you do it because maybe you did it wrong kind."

"What do Saudi guys and girls have in common? They all get stoned constantly."

"Bill Cosby walks into a bar The rest is a blur!"