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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between a midget politician and syphilis? One is a cunning runt."
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"What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray? Micromanagement!"
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"Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*"
"Yo mama so fat I slap her booty before she goes to work. When she comes home, it still wiggles."
"Did you here about the two faces being added to MT. Rushmore? Barack Obama!"
"Your parent's house: a place where even bad photos find their way into frames."
"What do you get when you play a country song backwards? Your house back, your truck back, your girl back, and your dog back."
"What did the amputee say to his mom when he learned to ride a bike? Look ma, no hands!"
"What is the most popular candy in Rwanda? Tutsi roll"