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Joke of the Day

"Why do Communists drink herbal tea? Because proper-tea is theft."

"What do you call it when the robot from Futurama gets in a minor car accident while wearing a dress? A gender bender Bender fender bender."

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by BATMAN!"

"Sad iPad Why was the iPad sad? Someone took a bite out of its Apple."

"[interview] HIM: What are your strengths? ME: Well, I can see dead people. HIM: Wow, interesting. Any hobbies? ME: Grave digging"

"My dating service, ""It's Just Oral"" is really taking off!"

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine... Which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis. /Jack Handy"

"my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)"

"People used to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be an actor"" Now I'm the only one laughing"

"How do you know that your girlfriend has been cheating on you with a black guy? When she takes the tampon out and all of the cotton's gone"