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Joke of the Day

"Time for an update twitter. Please add a ""WHO CARES"" button right next to retweet and favorite."

"Sorry I said your baby looks like the anti-Christ. I meant to say she looks like her mother."

"I was having trouble starting my Venn Diagram... But now it's all coming together."

"[OC] What did the blind plumber say? I cant see shit."

"What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common? They both got famous for getting a black man off."

"I submitted ten puns to a contest once hoping to win But no pun in ten did."

"The average time it takes for an elderly woman to get her ringing cellphone out of her purse is 11 days."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, it would be a chicken sedan"

"Two breakdancers walk into a bar They get served."

"Stops rape every time Consent"