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Joke of the Day
"Why did the hipsters die of dehydration? They stayed away from the mainstream."
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"Never correct my son when he calls Kanye West, ""Kenny West."""
"Angela Jolie's scanning the crowd. Anyone who's foreign and underaged goes in the adoption queue. #goldenglobes"
"What's the square root of 69? ate something"
"Sorry! i'm not desperate because i'm single. I'm single, because i'm not desperate."
"Me: What do you want to be when you grow up? 2-year-old: An eagle! I'm going to save so much money on college."
"GOD: Done. ANGEL: What is it? GOD: A penguin. ANGEL: So it can fly, right? GOD: This one's a swimmin' bird. ANGEL: Dude... are you ok?"
"My love life is like my video game I always play single player, and I can never find anyone who wants to play co-op"
"Hey dude! Would we be considered in-laws if I slept with your wife? No... we'd be even."
"Apparently, people in Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...But people in Abu Dhabi DOOOOOOO!"