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Joke of the Day
"Hey dude! Would we be considered in-laws if I slept with your wife? No... we'd be even."
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"When I was a kid I asked my Dad if Abraham Lincoln was jewish. ""Well,"" he said, ""he was shot in his temple."""
"What do you call a fish with no eye? Fsssssssh"
"Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business? He heard it was a growing field."
"My mommy used to warn me that there could be creepy people on the internet. But I'm not afraid anymore... Now that I'm on reddit I'm one of those people."
"""Benjamin Button"" *""Benjamin who?""* ""Benjamin"" *""Who's there""* ""Knock knock"""
"I forgot what I'm allergic to, I'm trying to remember... ..its on the tip of my tongue edit: I made this up haha just thought you'd like it."
"Why do melons always have traditional weddings? They cantaloupe."