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Joke of the Day
"Sorry! i'm not desperate because i'm single. I'm single, because i'm not desperate."
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"Did you hear about the crazy chickens that took over a farm? It was a cuckoo coop coup."
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"I never buy Easter Seals... because I wouldn't know what to feed them. Norm McDonald"
"Craigslist A man placed an ad on his local craigslist: ""Wife wanted"". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"Me watching the Olympics: oh wow, that was impressive! announcer: ANOTHER DISASTROUS MISTAKE!"
"New Years Resolutions: 1. Lose weight 2. Volunteer work 3. Lie about 1 and 2"
"A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''"
"Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?"
"The biggest problem with teen pregnancy is that those idiots still think it's okay to name a kid ""Bentley"" or ""Destiny."""