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Joke of the Day

"how much does a deer cost? its ""radyr"" - its funny because in Denmark radyr means two things - ""very expensive"" and ""doe"""

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.. Normally there is a Welshman, Irishman and Englishman, but they're all in Marseille at the Euro's."

"Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle? A. Wheeeee!!!!!"

"Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast? Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"What's the best part of being an abortion doctor? The free lunch."

"My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, ""You weren't even listening just now, were you?!"" I thought, ""Man, what a weird way to start a conversation."""

"Meet my new lizard friend... He's my newt!"

"What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tommy Tookalook"

"When a door closes... and incognito window opens."

"Police always seem disappointed when they realise those bits of foil on the floor of my car are just old chocolate wrappers not drugs."