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Joke of the Day

"I just brushed a whole tooth without looking at twitter"

"If everyone gets a dollar for every time I fuck a girl. They'd have none."

"Do hamburgers make good vampires? No because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!"

"Two muffins are sitting in a hot oven. Two muffins are sitting in a hot over. The first muffin sighs and says, ""gosh, it's so hot in here."" ""The second muffin exclaims, ""Ahh, a talking muffin!"""

"I think I may be emotionally constipated...I haven't given a crap in days."

"An arranged marriage is just another way of saying that your parents helped you get laid."

"Sweet chan joke why was 6chan afraid of 7chan, because 7 8 9gag"

"apparently syriza gained a lot of support for a NO vote with a online meme campaign beware of greeks bearing GIFs, i say."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you I'm so embarrassed !"

"Whenever I see a bruise on a banana my first thought is pity, but then I think it probably deserved it because I slipped on a peel once."