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Joke of the Day

"What is wrong with the number 6.9? There is a period in the middle."

"Standing in a park today wondering why a frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. And then it hit me! -Stewart Francis"

"Neighborhood kids came over for an Easter egg hunt. Apparently hiding the eggs in the clothes I was wearing is somehow against the law?"

"Why do they call your dick ""Robin Hood?"" Cuz I'm a girl stealer and I still have my foreskin ;)"

"Do you like freezing to death and knocking down trees with your face? Well why not book a skiing holiday?"

"whats the best part about sleeping with twenty-seven year olds? There are twenty of them"

"What did the left breast say to the right breast?? We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts"

"Why did Moohamad eat his wives out so much? Allah spoke the kuran to him through the bush."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Immigrants are like sperm. Millions get in...only one works!"