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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off? spit, sallow, and gargle."
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"once while i was camping in Florida a raccoon got in my car and long story short if you see a raccoon driving a 97 Saturn Wagon DM me"
"I asked my wife why she never tells me when she has an orgasm... She said ""I don't like ringing you whilst you're at work."""
"How do you get 100 babies into a phone booth? with a blender. how do you get them out? with a straw."
"What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck? His homemade Bris-kit."
"Wife: You only half-listen to me. You're in a boatload of trouble. Me: Yes, let's buy a boat."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Scolding and all over my legs"
"What did the ""O"" call the Zero? Weirdo!"
"On Mondays I like to reply to all my bosses emails with 'unsubscribe'"
"The cops came to my house claiming my dog chased someone down on a bike! I explained to the idiots that my dog doesn't own a bike."