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Joke of the Day

"What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck? His homemade Bris-kit."

"I didnt know how to tell this guy at Home Depot his fly was down... and he didnt know how to say thanks when I tried to help him zip it up."

"It puts the vodka in its mouth or else it sees the ugly girls."

"A grizzly mauled a guy in an elevator... but I couldn't bear to see it go down."

"Some people just don't understand evolution. I was talking to an Australian the other day who actually thought *he* came from Darwin! All credit to Milton Jones for that one."

"My friend really changed when she became a vegetarian, it's like I've never seen herbivore!"

"Haven't been sleeping well, which is ridiculous cuz I have decades of experience"

"What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same."

"Twitter has no plot, millions of characters, & it never ends. Basically, it's a ""Hobbit"" movie."

"April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? Pilgrims"