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Joke of the Day

"once while i was camping in Florida a raccoon got in my car and long story short if you see a raccoon driving a 97 Saturn Wagon DM me"

"A mango told an apple ""I love you"" Actually it was a passionfruit, not a mango"

"What do West Africans eat for dinner. Ebola soup."

"*goes to the gym* *takes a selfie & posts it on Facebook for the wife to see* *hurries to the bar*"

"If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris."

"Shouldn't the Air and Space museum be empty?"

"I texted my girl saying who sang ""Party Rock Anthem"". She replied ""LMFAO"". I don't get what's so fucking funny?"

"World Cup And Oscar Looks like even Oscar Pistorius had a better defense than Brazil in the semi-finals"

"Hip,hop da hippie, hip hip ya hop don't stop the drop da bang bang boogie.... I'm Drunk"

"Life is like a toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."