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Joke of the Day

"I asked my wife why she never tells me when she has an orgasm... She said ""I don't like ringing you whilst you're at work."""

"Yo mama such a ho... Yo mama such a ho that her privates are called publics. i'm ashamed of this. but also really proud."

"How long is a Chinese man Seriously, he is."

"The quickest way to avoid a conversation on Facebook is by clicking like."

"Did you hear Jesus won all the swimming events? He walked it."

"Q: Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon? A: He wanted to see stars during the day."

"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work"

"Had a dream last night.. about eating a giant marshmallow. When I woke up in the morning, I noticed my pillow was missing."

"My 6' tall female friend complains that she can't ever find pants long enough to fit. Try Amazon.com"

"How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!"