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Joke of the Day

"At what stage of evolution did Robots become as advanced as humans? When opposable thumb drives were developed"

"Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing zone in a swimming pool."

"There are two words in life that will open a lot of doors for people Push and pull"

"How to tell if an orange likes to party Just Invitamin-C."

"If you're ever feeling bad about your life just remember that there are people out there who bought tickets to the Kidz Bop world tour."

"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!"

"A midget walks into a bar.. he`s wearing a T-shirt that reads ""I hate all Paki`s"" I thought to myself....""that`s a little racist"""

"How do you sink a submarine full of blondes? you knock on the door."

"why dont they have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in mexico? it's too hard on the donkey"

"What is the prettiest thing about a DC girl? Her resume."