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Joke of the Day

"At what stage of evolution did Robots become as advanced as humans? When opposable thumb drives were developed"

"do not be racist Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"

"What did Mozart say to the police clerk? ""I'll be Bach"" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people"

"Where do drinks go on vacation? Coaster Rica"

"""This undercooked pasta is an absolute car crash"" What do you mean? ""It's all denty"""

"A little boy says ""dad I've heard in some parts of africa a man doesn't know his wife until marriage. The dad says...... ""Son that happens everywhere."""

"Q: How does a stereotypical blonde spell Farm? A: E-I-E-I-O."

"15 out of 12 beers agree I can't do math when I'm drunk."

"My fiancee asked me why I always back into parking spots... I told her ""guys typically want to just pull out"". She was not amused."

"I wanted to have dinner before 8:30pm. So I told my wife that I absolutely needed it by 7:30pm."