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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jewish feline? A yama-cat"
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"A horse walks into a a bar The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse replies ""My alcoholism is destroying my family"" I'm here all week folks"
"What do you call a gay rhinoceros? Scooter the unicorn."
"Burger King's full name is Burger Luther King Jr."
"My local gadget store has a great deal on devices that measure electric charge, but it's too far to walk. It's a coulomb meter."
"daniel radcliffe's family were just known as the cliffe's until his great grandfather invented the kick flip"
"Jerk chicken is just regular chicken that made fun of me in high school"
"Get your rock star name, like Axl Rose did, by selecting a car part and then a flower. Mine is Crankshaft Tulip"
"I met the girl of my dreams, but it turned out she was my cousin... Lesson learned: Don't flirt at family reunions"
"""Are you ignorant or just apathetic?"" ""I don't know, and I don't care."""