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Joke of the Day
"What do a pizza guy and a gynecology have in common? They can both smell it but cant eat it."
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"Want to hear a joke about potassium? K. I was gonna tell a joke about sodium but then I was like, Na."
"How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 5 Step 8, 9, 10"
"He died doing what he loved smelling things underwater"
"donald trump: ILL HAVE THE SUPER SALAD! waiter: lol no I said soup OR s- [assistant sliding $100] just bring him a huge bowl of lettuce"
"You've reached the Suicide Hotline. If you're clinically depressed, press 1. If you sent a tweet with a typo in it, press 2."
"What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common? Both think the shorter the better."
"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"What does Idk stand for? Everyone I ask says they dont know"
"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."